He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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