hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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