I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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