Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Your penis caused this!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
