Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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