A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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