It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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