Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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