I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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