God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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