erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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