Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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