when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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