East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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