Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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