yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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