Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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