If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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