yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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