I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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