You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Green mimosas i think yes
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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