god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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