I look better un-naked...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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