You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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