So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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