My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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