A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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