I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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