i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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