babies were throwing up all over the place
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Someone signed my nipple.
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