I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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