Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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