It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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