so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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