That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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