oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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