you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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