awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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