belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
barbara walters just said penis...
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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