Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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