i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
