so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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