Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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