Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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