YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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