she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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