Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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