Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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