we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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