I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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