fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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