"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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