Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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