"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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